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Corporate Ladder - Lighter Side *:*
CORPORATE LADDER
( Source Unknown )
President:
Faster than a speeding bullet
Stronger than a locomotive
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Walks on water
Talks with God
Vice-president:
Can keep up with speeding bullets
Wins tug-of-war against small trains
Can leap tall buildings with favorable winds
Walks on water on calm days
Talks with God by appointment only
Jr. Vice-president:
Carries a MAC-10 at all times
Pulls trains with his teeth
Leaps small buildings with running start
Walks on water in indoor swimming pools
God occasionally grants requests for a talk
Division Manager:
Carries a sawed-off shotgun when in bad end of town
Owns his own train
Climbs up the sides of buildings
Competes in olympics doing the Butterfly
Catches a glimpse of God every now and then
Project Director:
Is not issued live ammunition
Is afraid of trains
Climbs up and down the fire escape
Swims well
Has a picture of God on his desk
Office Manager:
Carries cap gun
Has a model train set in his basement
Uses front and rear doors of building
Can dog-paddle
Always carries a cross in case of vampire attack
Programming Supervisor:
Needs assistance when refilling his water-gun
Chases trains (and cars)
Gets stuck in revolving doors
Wears life-jacket whenever near water
Says his prayers every night and before nap-time
System Programmer:
Catches speeding bullets with his teeth
Kicks trains off the tracks
Picks up buildings and walks under them
Moves lakes out of his way
He IS God
Lucy Doss
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