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An Admans Love letter
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION) I
always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best) You
are McDOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA-OPALA (Made for one) I beleive
in FRESHIA (Gorepan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of
the most beautiful in this world. I think of you day and night. When
you give me one and only Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a
Million of smiles per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGEY GEL
(Seriously Fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be my life
partner.
I know you are worried about your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER
(The unshakeble) and also my Father who is CEAT (Born tough). But
don't worry I am also FORD IKON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our
family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one). If they will say no
we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Lets make things better). They
feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se lage) and we Coca Cola (Jo chahe
ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting
people) those who love each other. And we are Wills (Made for each
Other).
We will be HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our
life will be BOLERO (Break free). Now HYUNDAI (we are listening) the
song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of
life), SATYAM ON LINE (Fun, fast easy),PARX (always comfortable) and
also AMUL (The real taste of India) and for me life is HOME TRADE
(Life means more) So never forget me.
I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More)
LG (Digitally yours)
Just a
thought...............
Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky
dunk."
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he
said.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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