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CORPORATE LESSON - 1
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a
French, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the
pool of water to become,and your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start first.He ran towards the pool, jumped and
shouted WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.The Frenchman was so
happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.The German was next and he
jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with His beer pool.
The last is the American.He was running towards the pool when suddenly
he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:> Mind your language, you never know what it will
Land you in.
CORPORATE LESSON - 2
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower & the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the
doorbell,the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and
runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 just to drop
that towel that you have
on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds,
hands over $800 and quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune,the woman wraps back up
in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom,
her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say
anything about the $! 800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!
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